Bite Me Alien Boy

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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(Source: demonicdorothy, via unclejessesmull3t)

thehitchhikersguidetobakerstreet:

la-petite-squelette:

when you are under the word count for an essay

this is the funniest movie quote ever and somehow the caption managed to improve it

(Source: silenthill, via dek-says-so)

not-black-widow:

I made a thing and Grace told me to post it

(via owlhugger)

dream-big-till-the-end:

those were the days guys

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bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

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coolazoid:

The mayor of Townsville has a jigglypuff watch and I want one so badly

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ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

(Source: unamusedsloth, via thentheparakeetsaid)

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

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erika-youknowtheangel:

martian—freeman:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

BLESS THIS SCIENCE

erika-youknowtheangel:

martian—freeman:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

BLESS THIS SCIENCE

(via spookycaslock)