Bite Me Alien Boy

I swear on this dead crow that I’ll never cook for you. I love you.

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valeria2067:

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I want that job.

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ally0mazing:

Best insults of all time

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nootnootmothafuckah:

ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

How is fining people for their yelp reviews even legal?

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theotheristhedoctor:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

vereel:

Some awesome Harry Potter references.

Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.

The Harry Potter fandom is the Queen of all fandoms

Let’s bask in the fact that the Doctor used his actual time machine to read Book 7 before anyone else did O.O

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conelradstation:

George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

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the-last-time-lordess:

THIS WAS LESTRADE’S BEST FUCKING LINE IN THE SHOW YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

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shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses photoset #2

more?

Set #3

Set #1

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So I know we always swoon over Jared, Jensen, and Misha, but

katieswinforddiaries:

Can we seriously please just take a moment to appreciate how fucking gorgeous all the Supernatural wives are too? I mean really. Not only only do they bring utter joy to the boys we adore, but they also are awesome and gorgeous in their own rights. I think we need a round of applause for these lovely ladies who put up with our dear boys and all their shenanigans.

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So let’s hear it for them guys. Let’s give them some love.

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fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

ally0mazing:

There can only be one logical explanation for this:

Voldemort has returned….

MY DEAR

I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

THE GRIM

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jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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reina5202:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

That last one though

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Matilda (1996)

Dir. Danny DeVito

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."

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